sept 1–3, 2026 · washington d.c.
II Regret Nothing is a show about the things we put up with — the relationships we stay in too long, the versions of ourselves we shrink into, the stuff we swore we'd never tolerate and then quietly did anyway. And it's about the shame that shows up afterward, uninvited, and refuses to leave.
She's the founder and CEO of a multi-million dollar soup company called Soupergirl, a mentor, an entrepreneur who has built something real from nothing. But there's more going on under the surface. Regrets, business mistakes, imposter syndrome, and a relationship with a man whose name in her phone was Macho Gazpacho — young, hot, and appropriately clichéd as a personal trainer.
Sara's story is hilariously dark yet uplifting. It starts with a Jewfro, and goes sideways from there. By her side was her Macho Gazpacho, and that wasn't always such a good thing. His bizarre and quizzical behavior sometimes made her feel like a fool, but she was in too deep to get out, and too exhausted and embarrassed to admit there was something wrong. Until one night.
This is the show she wrote to say the things no one else will. Sprinkle in a little imposter syndrome, with a dash of denial, and some smack your head frustration, she's got quite a story to share. After hearing her tale, you probably won't be able to help yourself from laughing at her. Plot twist - she's laughing with you. And magically, you might begin to start laughing at yourself. And that's when the real fun begins.
And somehow then, you too might start to regret nothing.
the details
dates/TIME
September 1, 2 & 3, 2026 Doors 6:30pm (come have a drink!) Show 7:30pm
venue
National Union Building · 918 F St NW · Washington, D.C.
runtime
Approx. 90 minutes, no intermission.
things she regrets:
Anyone still carrying it
the guilt, the cringe, the "how did I let that happen" — you're not alone in the room.
People who can laugh
at themselves, at their past, at their mistakes, at the stuff we're supposed to not talk about.
A night out with nerve
bring the friend who needs to hear it. Then get a drink and talk about it.