a one-woman show ↓
I Regret Nothing — him, the debt, shame, the job, everything
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Sept 1–3, 2026
Washington, D.C.
Sara Polon, paintbrush in hand, cat at her feet
SEPT 1–3 2026NATIONAL UNION BUILDINGWASHINGTON D.C. SEPT 1–3 2026NATIONAL UNION BUILDINGWASHINGTON D.C.
the show

A story about the things we put up with.

It's about the things people tolerate in relationships they never should've been in — and the shame that lingers long after. Sara's bet is simple: tell the truth out loud, and maybe everyone in the room feels a little less alone, and a lot less ashamed of things that were never theirs to carry.

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his name in her phone was "Macho Gazpacho." that's all you need to know.

One price. Three nights.

tickets drop july 15
early bird · through aug 1
$18
general admission · any night
after aug 1
$25
general admission · any night
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who's behind it
Sara Polon
writer & performer

CEO. Entrepreneur. Founder of Soupergirl. Former stand-up comic. Finally telling the story she spent two decades living.

Anna Brosowsky
director & producer

DC native. McGill grad. Director / producer / stage manager. Bringing Sara's story to life.

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