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I Regret Nothing

I Regret Nothing — a one-woman show by Sara Polon

Sara Polon painting

Sara
Polon

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Next stop, New York City. November 17th. The Cutting Room.

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the show

A story about the things we NEVER TALK ABOUT. BUT WE SHOULD.

I Regret Nothing is a one-woman show about the funny, shocking, and ultimately redemptive story of a successful entrepreneur who found herself in way over her head, and couldn't figure out how she got there in the first place. It started with a Jewfro, took a detour to bombing on a comedy stage in NYC, and included a 4am pitstop in the ER with her pants at her ankles. And it gets a little worse from there. You will laugh. You might cry. And you might leave regretting things a little less.

about the show →
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE to go through the through... And hopefully, come out the other side laughing.

One night only at The Cutting Room in New York City.

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