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Meet The Team

Sara Polon

Sara Polon

writer & performer

Sara is an entrepreneur and the founder of Soupergirl, the DC-based fresh-food company she and her mom built from a farmers-market stand into a national brand. Before all that, she was a stand-up comic. Now she's coming back to the stage with the story she spent two decades living — about denial, shame, laughing through it all. She hopes that her story might help you realize that we're all in this together, whether we like it or not. She also really loves lentils and believes they can save the world.

Ophira Eisenberg

coach, stand-up comedian & host of The Moth

Ophira Eisenberg is a standup comedian, writer, and host of the award-winning comedy podcast Parenting Is A Joke. She regularly hosts and tours with the Peabody Award-winning The Moth Radio Hour and podcast, and hosted NPR's Ask Me Another, where she interviewed and played silly games with hundreds of celebrities including Sir Patrick Stewart, Rosie Perez, Yo-Yo Ma, Roxane Gay, Nick Kroll, Chelsea Handler, and more. She's appeared multiple times on CBS's The Late Late Show, Sherri! with Sherri Shepherd, Comedy Central, HBO, The New York Festival, and is a regular on The Moth Radio Hour. Her stories are included in three of The Moth's best-selling collections.

Ophira Eisenberg
Anna Brosowsky

Anna Brosowsky

director & producer

Anna is director, producer and stage manager born and raised in Washington, D.C. She recently graduated from McGill University, where she served as President of the Arts Undergraduate Theatre Society, producing Great Comet, directing Company, and stage managing Hair and Legally Blonde. Back home, she trained at Studio Theatre and the Shakespeare Theatre Company, and helped lead the Teen Performance Company at Round House Theatre. She made her professional debut stage managing the world premiere of Webster's Bitch at Playhouse on Park in West Hartford, CT. Anna is a pro potluck-hostess and an amateur baseball-appreciator.

Laura Mae Schaeffer

graphic designer

Laura Mae is the visual voice behind I Regret Nothing. From the title treatment to every dashed border and tilted card, she built the look and feel of this show. She is also the owner of VenomCo, a digital agency catering to values-driven rebels. She works with creating brands with a BITE, including Soupergirl.

Laura Mae Schaeffer

"LAUGH AT ME. LAUGH WITH ME. JUST BE SURE TO LAUGH."

— Sara Polon

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the details

September 1–3, 2026
Doors open 6:30pm (come have a drink!)
Show starts 7:30pm

National Union Building
918 F St NW
Washington, D.C.

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